Tuesday, December 30, 2008
The Golden Cookie
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The Official Ad for the Golden Cookie, Two boys see a ad on tv where they can win €10,000 if they find The Golden Cookie. The rush is on. Tinnock Studios First Movie. Action Short Movie trailer.
Official Short Movie on youtube 30 December 2008. Feel free to download and share. Enjoy. Made with Sony Handycam and iMovie, yes they are both pritty amature but next ones will be more professional.
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Thursday, December 25, 2008
"Amy Wasted" Youtube subliminal messages !
I was just browsing youtube today and posting some comments. I went over the limit and had to enter the catophia thing. I entered it wrong and got the "The response to the letters on the image was not correct, please try again. " message then when glancing I saw "Amy Wastd" so I was like hmmmm. Weird Concidence. Must show this off cause this kinda stuff barely ever happens to me and I wanna be famous. What do you think? Pure Concidence? Youtube Subliminal Messages? Leave a comment.
Click the image for hi-res.
Ps: I know that technically the letters are amywastl.
Click the image for hi-res.
Ps: I know that technically the letters are amywastl.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Watch Twilight (Full Movie) Free Online
Director: Catherine HardwickeWriters: Stephenie Meyer (novel)
Genre: Drama | Fantasy | Romance | Thriller
Tagline: When you can live forever what do you live for?
Plot: A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.Bella Swan has always been a little bit different. Never one to run with the crowd, Bella never cared about fitting in with the trendy, plastic girls at her Phoenix, Arizona high school. When her mother remarried and Bella chooses to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she didn't expect much of anything to change. But things do change when she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen. For Edward is nothing like any boy she's ever met. He's nothing like anyone she's ever met, period. He's intelligent and witty, and he seems to see straight into her soul. In no time at all, they are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance - unorthodox because Edward really isn't like the other boys. He can run faster than a mountain lion. He can stop a moving car with his bare hands. Oh, and he hasn't aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he's immortal. That's right - vampire. But he doesn't have fangs - that's just in the movies. And he doesn't drink human blood, though Edward and his family are unique among vampires in that lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. Somehow or other, they will have to manage their unmanageable love. But when unexpected visitors come to town and realize that there is a human among them Edward must fight to save Bella? A modern, visual, and visceral Romeo and Juliet story of the ultimate forbidden love affair - between vampire and mortal.
Full Movie: (just click part one on any of the sources below to watch the full movie.)Source 1
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If you liked the film please go out and watch in better quality in the cinema, buy the books, buy the dvd when it comes out and support the author.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Can Blue Lights Prevent Crime and Suicide
Can Blue-Colored Light Prevent Suicide?
December 13, 2008
An intriguing, anecdotal finding was recently reported by some news outlets that the implementation of blue-colored streetlights has reduced both crime and suicides:
Glasgow, Scotland, introduced blue street lighting to improve the city’s landscape in 2000. Afterward, the number of crimes in areas illuminated in blue noticeably decreased.
The Nara, Japan, prefectural police set up blue street lights in the prefecture in 2005, and found the number of crimes decreased by about 9 percent in blue-illuminated neighborhoods. Many other areas nationwide have followed suit.
Keihin Electric Express Railway Co. changed the color of eight lights on the ends of platforms at Gumyoji Station in Yokohama, Japan, in February.
Since the railway company introduced the new blue lights, they’ve had no new suicide attempts.
This effect may be attributed to a few possible reasons (some of which are mentioned in the comments section of the article):
- The light color is new and unusual, causing people to act more cautiously in the area (as a person is unsure what to expect in the unusually-lit area).
- Blue is a light color almost universally associated with a police presence, suggesting it is an area of stricter law enforcement.
- Blue may be a more pleasant illuminating color to most people, as opposed to yellow, orange or red (according to some research, such as Lewinski, 1938).
In fact, the article quotes from a professor at the end, noting it may just be an “unusualness effect:”
Prof. Tsuneo Suzuki at Keio University said: “There are a number of pieces of data to prove blue has a calming effect upon people. However, it’s an unusual color for lighting, so people may just feel like avoiding standing out by committing crimes or suicide under such unusual illumination. It’s a little risky to believe that the color of lighting can prevent anything.”
There is a lot of research into the psychology of color, but not as much has looked into the color of blue illumination itself (as opposed to the color of an object or wall). But some research looking into short wavelength light (blue) has demonstrated that it is a potentially effective treatment for seasonal affective disorder (a seasonal type of depression; see for instance, Glickman, et al., 2006), and helps to reduce the stress response in fish (it hasn’t been yet tested on humans).
If this finding is robust and the behavior change associated with it is still prevalent a few years from now (when everyone has become accustomed to the new light color), it would be an interesting finding. A simple, inexpensive change might be effective in helping reduce at least one method of suicide (and reduce crime to boot).
Read the article: Blue streetlights may prevent crime, suicide
Photo credit: Travis Nicholson
First Guitar Hero Metallica shots
The first images of Metallica doing their Guitar Hero thing on stage have hit the web via USA Today's (of all places) first look.
If anything they prove that games don't yet look realistic. You can tell it's James Hetfield because of the Explorer guitar round his groin and you can tell it's Lars because of the drum kit.
Yesterday we reported that Metallica had been speaking about Guitar Hero to USA Today.
The interview with drummer Lars Ulrich and guitarist Kirk Hammett covered where the idea for the game came from (their kids), the story and the future of games as a music delivery system. More here.
Otherwise hit this link for the first six shots and a nice little description of what's going on - Metal Up Your Ass!
If anything they prove that games don't yet look realistic. You can tell it's James Hetfield because of the Explorer guitar round his groin and you can tell it's Lars because of the drum kit.
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The interview with drummer Lars Ulrich and guitarist Kirk Hammett covered where the idea for the game came from (their kids), the story and the future of games as a music delivery system. More here.
Otherwise hit this link for the first six shots and a nice little description of what's going on - Metal Up Your Ass!
Sony Shares Slump, Not reacting to the recession in time.
Sony shares fell 5.9 percent to their lowest total in a week in Tokyo trading.
The platform holder's share price slumped after financial services group Credit Suisse cut its investment rating on Sony, citing a loss of competitiveness.
Credit Suisse said that the company needs to buck up its ideas if it's to stay competitive with the likes of Nintendo and Apple.
"We believe fundamental changes to its business structure are necessary," one of the group's analysts told Bloomberg.
"Compared to its peers both at home and overseas, Sony has been slow to react to the current [financial] crisis."
The news comes shortly after Sony was forced to axe thousands of jobs as part of restructuring efforts.
Still, it could be worse for Sony. At least its not done a Woolworths.
The platform holder's share price slumped after financial services group Credit Suisse cut its investment rating on Sony, citing a loss of competitiveness.
Credit Suisse said that the company needs to buck up its ideas if it's to stay competitive with the likes of Nintendo and Apple.
"We believe fundamental changes to its business structure are necessary," one of the group's analysts told Bloomberg.
"Compared to its peers both at home and overseas, Sony has been slow to react to the current [financial] crisis."
The news comes shortly after Sony was forced to axe thousands of jobs as part of restructuring efforts.
Still, it could be worse for Sony. At least its not done a Woolworths.
The Torture Game 3
A follow up to the first one allowing a bit more freedom.
A sadistic game where you inflict pain on a ragdoll with spikes, razors, chainsaws and more.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
100 Ways to say no
101 Easy Ways To Say No
I'd love to, but...
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 the President said he might drop in.
5 the man on television told me to stay tuned.
6 I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 it's my parakeet's bowling night.
9 it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10 I'm building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12 I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 there's a disturbance in the Force.
14 I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16 I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
19 I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20 my crayons all melted together.
21 I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I'm in training to be a household pest.
23 I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24 my patent is pending.
25 I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I'm sandblasting my oven.
27 I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28 I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29 I'm being deported.
30 the grunion are running.
31 I'll be looking for a parking space.
32 my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33 the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
34 I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I have to fluff my shower cap.
36 I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 my plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
42 it's too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44 my subconscious says no.
45 I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 the last time I went, I never came back.
48 I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50 none of my socks match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I'm having all my plants neutered.
53 people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
55 I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My
Refrigerator."
56 I'm attending a perfume convention as quest sniffer.
57 my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I'm touring China with a wok band.
59 my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
60 I never go out on days that end in "Y".
61 my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student
named Basil Metabolism.
63 I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I
can't put it down.
64 I'm too old/young for that stuff.
65 I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
66 I have too much guilt.
67 there are important world issues that need worrying about.
68 I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69 I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a frend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song coming on.
72 I'm trying to be less popular.
73 my bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
76 I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 you know how we psychos are.
78 my favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I'm gong to be old someday.
81 I've been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I'm observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my crops.
84 my uncle escaped again.
85 I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87 I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is
looking for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 my palm reader advised against it.
95 my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I'm trying to cut down.
Thanks to Totse.com
110 Dumb Blonde Jokes
1. Why don't Blondes eat pickles?
Because they get their head stuck in the jar.
2. Why do Blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
3. Why don't Blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can't fit 8 cups of water in that little package.
4. What do Blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
5. Why do Blondes like tilt-steering?
More head room.
6. How does a Blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
7. What do Blondes and turtles have in common?
Once they're on their backs, they're screwed.
8. What's the mating call of the Blonde?
I think I'm getting drunk!
9. What's the mating call of the Brunette?
Is that damned Blonde gone yet?
10. Why did the Blonde write TGIF on her shoes?
Toes Go In First.
11. Why do Blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
That's where you wash vegetables, isn't it?
12. What's the advantage of being married to a Blonde?
You can park in the handicapped zone.
13. What does a Blonde do first thing in the morning?
She goes home.
14. Why does a Blonde put fur on the hem of her dress?
To keep her neck warm.
15. Why did the Blonde cross the road?
Never mind that - What's she doing out of the kitchen?
16. How do you make a Blonde laugh on Monday morning?
Tell her a joke on Friday.
17. What do you call a Brunette sitting between two Blondes?
An interpreter.
18. If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a building at the same
time, who lands first?
The Brunette: the Blonde had to stop and ask directions.
19. A dumb Blonde, a smart Blonde and Santa Claus are walking
down the street. They see a dollar bill. Who picks it up
first?
The dumb Blonde. The other 2 don't exist.
20. What do you call a blonde with a flat chest?
Lonely!
21. Two Blondes were out walking when they came upon some tracks.
The first Blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks". The
second Blonde said, "No, they look like moose tracks". They
were still standing there arguing when the train hit them.
22. Why don't Blondes wear hoop earrings?
They keep getting their high heels caught in them.
23. What do peroxide Blondes and 747's have in common?
Black boxes.
24. What do Blondes and beer bottles have in common.
They're both empty from the neck up.
25. What is the only job a Blonde can do in an M&M factory?
Proof reading.
26. Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For eating all the W's.
27. How do you keep a Blonde secretary busy?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical
order.
28. Why don't Blondes get coffee breaks.
It takes too long to retrain them.
29. What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
30. How do you give a Blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear.
31. How do you kill a Blonde?
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
32. How do you make a Blondes eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
33. What do you call a zit on a Blonde's butt?
A brain tumor.
34. How can you tell when a Blonde has used your word processor?
By all the white out on the screen.
35. What do you call a Blonde with a buck on her head?
All you can eat for under a dollar.
36. What did the Blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
37. How is a Blonde like spaghetti?
They both squirm when you eat them.
38. How is a Blonde different from a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747.
39. What's the difference between a Blonde and a Limousine?
Not everyone has been in a limo.
40. Why does a Blonde fan her face?
To recharge (her air supply)
41. What does a Blonde say when she finds she's pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
42. Why did the Blonde climb the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
43. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last years hide and seek champ.
44. What do you call 6 dumb blondes standing closely side-by-side?
A wind tunnel.
45. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
46. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
It kept falling out.
47. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
48. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
49. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence.
50. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in a handicapped zone.
51. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
(rock head side to side) I dunno!
52. How do you kll a blonde?
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
53. Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
They can't fit two cups of water in the little boxes.
54. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop.
55. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
56. What is the mating call of the brunette?
"All the blondes have left!"
57. What's the mating call of the redhead?
"Next!"
58. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
Her ankles.
59. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
"Have another beer."
60. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduces herself.
61. What's the second thing a blonde does in the morning?
Walks home.
62. What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
Opens the car door.
63. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill!"
64. Why do blondes have more fun?
They don't know any better.
65. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
66. What do a blonde and a computer have in common?
You don't know how much either means to you until they go down
on you.
67. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
They can't dial the 'eleven' in 911.
68. What did the blonde say when asked "ever been picked up by the
fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung around by the tits."
69. Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?
70. How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.
71. How does a blonde like her eggs?
Unfertilized.
72. Why did the blonde only change her baby's diapers monthly?
The box said "For 20 pounds."
73. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
"I said....I'M DRUNK!"
74. How does a blonde part her hair?
By doing the splits.
75. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.
76. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Tits Go In Front.
77. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
78. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
79. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
80. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
81. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
82. Why was the blonde proud to finish her jigsaw puzzle in 6
months?
The box said "2-4 years."
83. What do you say to a blonde with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits!"
84. How does a blonde high-5?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
85. Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
When they do the splits they stick to the floor.
86. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
87. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
69 interrupted by a period.
88. How do you brainwash a blonde?
Giver her a douche and shake her upside-down.
89. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
90. Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come
home?
It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV
set.
91. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
92. What does a blonde say after she's had sex?
"Gee...are all you guys on the same team?"
93. What's the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
The blonde!
94. How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
95. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
Bucket seats.
96. What do blondes do for foreplay?
Remove their underwear.
97. What important question does a blonde ask her mate before sex?
"By the hour, or flat rate?"
98. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
Frosted Flakes.
99. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
To cover up the valve stem.
100. Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
Someone stuck a scratch & sniff at the bottom.
101. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
102. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
103. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.
104. What is a blonde's favorite rock group?
Air Supply
105. Why does a blonde take the pill?
So she knows what day it is.
106. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
107. Why did the blonde have a bruised navel?
Her boyfriend's blond too.
108. What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
109. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde
exclaims:
"Oh no, not another breathanalyzer test!"
110. This well endowed blonde walks into the doctor's office for a
routine exam and the doctor tell's her to go into the exam room
and take off all of her clothes. She does, and he comes in
later, strips off his clothes, and runs towards her. She moves
and WHAM! he runs into the wall. She says, "DOCTOR BENNET!"
and he says, "Bend it, Hell! Broke it!"
tee hee :)
Because they get their head stuck in the jar.
2. Why do Blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
3. Why don't Blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can't fit 8 cups of water in that little package.
4. What do Blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
5. Why do Blondes like tilt-steering?
More head room.
6. How does a Blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
7. What do Blondes and turtles have in common?
Once they're on their backs, they're screwed.
8. What's the mating call of the Blonde?
I think I'm getting drunk!
9. What's the mating call of the Brunette?
Is that damned Blonde gone yet?
10. Why did the Blonde write TGIF on her shoes?
Toes Go In First.
11. Why do Blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
That's where you wash vegetables, isn't it?
12. What's the advantage of being married to a Blonde?
You can park in the handicapped zone.
13. What does a Blonde do first thing in the morning?
She goes home.
14. Why does a Blonde put fur on the hem of her dress?
To keep her neck warm.
15. Why did the Blonde cross the road?
Never mind that - What's she doing out of the kitchen?
16. How do you make a Blonde laugh on Monday morning?
Tell her a joke on Friday.
17. What do you call a Brunette sitting between two Blondes?
An interpreter.
18. If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a building at the same
time, who lands first?
The Brunette: the Blonde had to stop and ask directions.
19. A dumb Blonde, a smart Blonde and Santa Claus are walking
down the street. They see a dollar bill. Who picks it up
first?
The dumb Blonde. The other 2 don't exist.
20. What do you call a blonde with a flat chest?
Lonely!
21. Two Blondes were out walking when they came upon some tracks.
The first Blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks". The
second Blonde said, "No, they look like moose tracks". They
were still standing there arguing when the train hit them.
22. Why don't Blondes wear hoop earrings?
They keep getting their high heels caught in them.
23. What do peroxide Blondes and 747's have in common?
Black boxes.
24. What do Blondes and beer bottles have in common.
They're both empty from the neck up.
25. What is the only job a Blonde can do in an M&M factory?
Proof reading.
26. Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For eating all the W's.
27. How do you keep a Blonde secretary busy?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical
order.
28. Why don't Blondes get coffee breaks.
It takes too long to retrain them.
29. What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
30. How do you give a Blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear.
31. How do you kill a Blonde?
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
32. How do you make a Blondes eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
33. What do you call a zit on a Blonde's butt?
A brain tumor.
34. How can you tell when a Blonde has used your word processor?
By all the white out on the screen.
35. What do you call a Blonde with a buck on her head?
All you can eat for under a dollar.
36. What did the Blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
37. How is a Blonde like spaghetti?
They both squirm when you eat them.
38. How is a Blonde different from a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747.
39. What's the difference between a Blonde and a Limousine?
Not everyone has been in a limo.
40. Why does a Blonde fan her face?
To recharge (her air supply)
41. What does a Blonde say when she finds she's pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
42. Why did the Blonde climb the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
43. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last years hide and seek champ.
44. What do you call 6 dumb blondes standing closely side-by-side?
A wind tunnel.
45. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
46. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
It kept falling out.
47. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
48. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
49. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence.
50. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in a handicapped zone.
51. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
(rock head side to side) I dunno!
52. How do you kll a blonde?
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
53. Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
They can't fit two cups of water in the little boxes.
54. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop.
55. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
56. What is the mating call of the brunette?
"All the blondes have left!"
57. What's the mating call of the redhead?
"Next!"
58. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
Her ankles.
59. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
"Have another beer."
60. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduces herself.
61. What's the second thing a blonde does in the morning?
Walks home.
62. What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
Opens the car door.
63. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill!"
64. Why do blondes have more fun?
They don't know any better.
65. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
66. What do a blonde and a computer have in common?
You don't know how much either means to you until they go down
on you.
67. Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
They can't dial the 'eleven' in 911.
68. What did the blonde say when asked "ever been picked up by the
fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung around by the tits."
69. Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?
70. How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.
71. How does a blonde like her eggs?
Unfertilized.
72. Why did the blonde only change her baby's diapers monthly?
The box said "For 20 pounds."
73. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
"I said....I'M DRUNK!"
74. How does a blonde part her hair?
By doing the splits.
75. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.
76. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Tits Go In Front.
77. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.
78. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
79. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
80. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
81. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
82. Why was the blonde proud to finish her jigsaw puzzle in 6
months?
The box said "2-4 years."
83. What do you say to a blonde with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits!"
84. How does a blonde high-5?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
85. Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
When they do the splits they stick to the floor.
86. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
87. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
69 interrupted by a period.
88. How do you brainwash a blonde?
Giver her a douche and shake her upside-down.
89. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
90. Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come
home?
It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV
set.
91. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
92. What does a blonde say after she's had sex?
"Gee...are all you guys on the same team?"
93. What's the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
The blonde!
94. How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
95. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
Bucket seats.
96. What do blondes do for foreplay?
Remove their underwear.
97. What important question does a blonde ask her mate before sex?
"By the hour, or flat rate?"
98. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
Frosted Flakes.
99. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
To cover up the valve stem.
100. Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
Someone stuck a scratch & sniff at the bottom.
101. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
102. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
103. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.
104. What is a blonde's favorite rock group?
Air Supply
105. Why does a blonde take the pill?
So she knows what day it is.
106. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
107. Why did the blonde have a bruised navel?
Her boyfriend's blond too.
108. What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
109. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde
exclaims:
"Oh no, not another breathanalyzer test!"
110. This well endowed blonde walks into the doctor's office for a
routine exam and the doctor tell's her to go into the exam room
and take off all of her clothes. She does, and he comes in
later, strips off his clothes, and runs towards her. She moves
and WHAM! he runs into the wall. She says, "DOCTOR BENNET!"
and he says, "Bend it, Hell! Broke it!"
tee hee :)
How to destroy a mailbox
How to destroy a Mailbox
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One of the greatest ways to get back at kids that suck is to destroy their mailbox. There are many ways of doing this, you really need a car to get away fast because this is a federal offense, and a bad idea.
One funny thing to do to those plastic newspaper mailboxes is to light them on fire. Do this by taking a ciggarette lighter, making it so the flame is big, and holding it under the mailbox until it catches.
It won't take long if it's not windy. If you don't know how to make the flame big, then just get one of those lighters with the flame adjusters, and pop off the silver cover thing. Now you see the wheel that turns to make the flame big. The black plastic piece will pop over the gear, and then turn the gear farther, put it back together, and you have a lighter with a huge flame. Your other alternative is to make a torch to light the mailbox with. Get a dry stick a foot long or so, tie some old cloth around the end and dip it in gasoline. Light it right before your act of mailbox burning. Once it starts dripping fire, get the hell out of there.
Now for most mailboxes that are not plastic, you will need to make some Napalm or something to burn them. I reccomend Napalm because its basically more horrible gasoline. It sticks to the mailbox, and burns for a long time, and is hard to put out. Okay, to make napalm all you need is a jar three fourths of the way full of gaoline, and a lot of styrofoam. Simply dissolve chunks of styrofoam into the gas until it won't take anymore. Then let it sit for a day or too (not neccessary, but makes it better), and pour out the watery crap that comes to the top. Now you have some nasty shit. It should be like clear jelly, but you can't really go wrong with this so whatever you have is fine. Now take the napalm jar and go to your target. Bring a spoon or something if you want to spread it around the mailbox. Now either spread it around the mailbox, or dump the whole damn thing inside, or a combination of both. Alright, now in order to light this without getting burned, you will need your trusty ciggarete lighter, and a can of hairspray, AXE, WD40, ect. Get back a couple feet, and torch it till it lights. Incase your a real idiot, light the ligher and spray the can at it in whatever dirrection the mailbox is. If you want to make things even worse (better), get another can and put it inside the mailbox before you torch it. This will create a nasty explosion. Then, get the fuck out of there.
Another interesting thing to do is what we like to call the "frozen piss box". Now in the middle of winter you get some friends together at 3 AM and go to your target mailbox. Bring a baseball bat or 2. Beat the damn to the ground, drag it to the middle of the road, get everyone to piss on it, put some eggs on it, hell, shit on it, beat it up a bit more, and then put it back on its stand if you wish. Bring gloves for that part. Do this on a cold night so by moring it will be frozen shit gallor. The person will sure get a nice suprise.
Finally, the worst (best) thing you can possibly do. You will need a big bottle of hand sanitizer (the kind with alcohol in it), and your trusty ciggarette lighter. This is a beautiful thing to do. First, soak the mailbox with the hand sanitizer. Inside too if you wish. To make this work better, wrapp the whole mailbox in toilet paper first then soak it. Soak the whole damn thing, or this won't look as cool. When you light this you will have a beautfil blue glowing firery mailbox. It will burn for at least a few minutes, and longer if you use the toilet paper. This stuff could burn for up to an hour, it just depends. Alcohol is very fun stuff. Make sure you light fast and back off, because this gets pretty messy. Use the blow torch idea if you wish. If you don't have hand sanitzer then lighter fluid should work, but it will be harder to light and won't glue as blue. It will take way more. One thing to try is put some kid of dye like food coloring in your sanitzer to make a flame different colors. I'm not sure if this works or not. Anyway, before you drive off, make some huge noise to attract the victom outside, to make sure they see your beautiful creation with their mailbox. If not, some random driver will see it. If somehow nobody sees it until moring, the mailbox will either be fine and they will never know, or it will be black, depending on the type of paint. Most white paint will turn black.
Have fun with this. And do not get caught, take all precautions, because if you do, you are fucked.
^Thanks to Totse.com for the article.
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Pool Meets Dominos (Cool Video)
Over 2 Million hits on youtube. Check out this cool trick shot thing...
It took me ages to get it right ;) lmao
It took me ages to get it right ;) lmao
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Saints Row 2 (XBox 360 Review)
Saints Row 2 Review Overall Rating 8.2
When people see Saints Row 2 they'll instantly think of Grand Theft Auto IV. It's inevitable. It moves similarly, the scenes have the same saturated lighting and there are several parallels that can be drawn between the gameplay of the two. Heck, the text is even color coded in a similar way for mission objectives. But, be warned, Saints Row 2 is most certainly not GTA.
Thankfully this is one imitator that turns out to be much more than a straight carbon copy. In fact, Saints Row 2 takes GTA's gameplay, turns it on its side and sends it rolling down a mountain filled with land mines, roving monster trucks and ninjas. Lots and lots of ninjas.
What does that translate to in terms of quality? A crazy good time. Saints Row 2 may not be as pretty or have the production values of Rockstar's rock star, but it does offer hours of zany entertainment that will please fans of open world gangster gaming.
So while the off-the-wall activities are what earn you respect to be able to play the main story missions, it's the campaign where players will have the most fun. Unlike the first Saints, SR2 keeps most of the voice acting at a very high level. Characters are witty, mean and always willing to throw out an insult to an innocent passerby. Only in the secondary characters will you find a slight drop in quality.
The story follows your quest to take down three gangs: The Sons of Samedi, The Brotherhood and The Ronin -- with the Ultor Corporation coming in at the end. Each gang involves a different one of your three recruited lieutenants, thus pulling the player a bit deeper into each of the storylines. Characters die, there are emotions that flow from your character and there are cutscenes that help build the dramatics. The production values aren't at the level that I'd like to see, but every so often I would be impressed with what I was watching on-screen.
The missions, and there are a lot of them, do a good job of staying varied throughout your onslaught to bring down each gang. There are missions where you'll be throwing fireworks out of the back of a truck or you'll have to evade a group of trucks in a makeshift demolition derby. While there are still the standard "go kill everyone here, then go kill everyone here" type of missions that get slightly monotonous over time, the majority stay varied and fun. The development team at Volition also added a handy checkpoint system which should eliminate some of the frustrations that were felt in the first game.
Aside from the aforementioned touch of adding a checkpoint system, there are also a few other finite additions that are worth mentioning. The first is that of cruise control. To ease the art of the drive by, players can now hold the left shoulder button to keep the speed of their car steady so their right thumb can then return to aiming. Second, when swimming you can now press a face button to instantly warp to the shore. The only small detail that was left out seems to be trophies for the PS3 fans of the world.
So the gameplay is fun, wacky and varied. The production values may not be as high as they are elsewhere, but Saints Row 2 is more of a low-budget Bruckheimer flick than a Scorsese-style Departed, so that's really no big deal.
Color coordinated hostage taking.
The real negatives for Saints Row 2 come in the technical department. From graphics to AI to the sheer inner-workings of the game, SR2 has blemishes in every area. First, graphically, it isn't as attractive as the competition. Character models and environments aren't as detailed as they could be, the framerate drops every so often (with a v-sync option included), and the collision detection is wonky at best. I constantly got pedestrians stuck in the grill of my car (no joke) or sometimes even stuck inside my car.
While driving on the streets you'll also notice a good bit of draw-in and fade that includes cars that downright disappear in some places. I've been chasing people on a hitman mission and had their car completely disappear from sight and radar. Not cool. I've also had helicopters warp to the basement of a barge when reloading a game and other open world wackiness that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Toss in the fact that I've actually had the game lock up on two separate systems a handful of times, and I can't help but feel that Saints Row 2 could have used some more time in the shop.
Saints 2 picks up a few years after the events of the first. Your character has been in a prison hospital stuck in a coma since he (or she) was blown off of a yacht, thus badly burning his (or her) exterior. Luckily, that happens to open the door to the robust character customization. You can select from three female accents and three male accents as well as the usual huge array of physical traits. Plus, later in the game you'll earn new personalities, taunts, costumes and fighting styles. It's hilarious to strap the hot dog suit or the Borat bathing suit on your character and then watch some of the more dramatic cutscenes.
Of course, once you're done creating your evil concoction, it's time to bust out of prison, free your long-time running mate Johnny Gat and then build the Saints back into the prominent gang that they once were. That means reclaiming your old stomping grounds and getting a few lieutenants to govern your peons.
The beginning of Saints Row 2 is actually a bit more engaging than your typical open world game. There's not much of a tutorial and you aren't doing menial tasks like taking someone's girlfriend to eat and then back to her house. Instead, you're breaking out of prison, hopping on the back of a gunboat and going to town on some pursuing copters and police boats. Good times.
I'ma bust a cap in your water tower!
After you complete the first few tasks, the game really opens up. There's no unlocking of islands or other boroughs. Instead, the whole city of Stilwater is available to you from the get-go. And with that freedom comes a plethora of activities and diversions to try out. There's the all-new Trail Blazer and Septic Avenger or you can try out the analog stick-based sex mini-game. They're all just as fun and outrageous as the next.
It's in that ridiculous nature that Saints Row 2 really finds its niche. Driving down the highway on a flaming ATV, exploding cars to extend your timer or throwing your limp body into oncoming traffic to rack up a medical bill are things that you just don't see in other videogames. SR2's activities are more outlandish than in the first game, but they're also more varied. There's still the more mundane racing and helicopter assault, but having the option of going outside the box a bit is great.
That's not say that Saints Row 2 always looks bad, in fact, more often than not it looks good (shoot the four-car train with a rocket to see what I mean), but when things go wrong they go seriously wrong and sadly that lessens the immersion of the experience.
The artificial intelligence is a bit more hit or miss. Sometimes enemies will take bystanders as their hostage while firing at you while other times they'll stand there, mid-firefight and not react to your presence. Every one of their friends is trying to kill me, yet they could really care less.
Overall 8.2
How to make a FleshLight
Materials
Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.
Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.
Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.
Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.
Pringles:
- Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can
- Foam rubber
- Condom
- 1 1/4'' o-ring
- Scissors
- Marker
Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.
Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.
Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.
With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ½” of foam above the rim of the can.
Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.
Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom.
Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.
To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke.
Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am.
). Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced.
Lays:Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am.
). Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced.Pringles:
When stored with the lid on, the homemade flashlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips (the can on the left has an advantage because its lid is opaque).. However, you need to release the edge of the condom from the lip of the can before you put the top on. If the condom is stretched around the top when you put the lid on, the lid will cut through the thin rubber of the condom. Leave the top of the condom loose, push the foam in, and cover with the lid. To use, just pop the top, pull the foam out a bit, and restretch the rubber.
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